You know that one neighbor who’s always got an eye on everyone else’s business? Ours is named Lindsey.
Jack and I had barely moved into our new rental—boxes still stacked in the hallway—when she popped over with a tray of cookies and a forced smile. What she said next, though, wasn’t exactly neighborly.
“Just a heads-up,” she said sweetly, “our HOA only allows one car in the driveway. No exceptions.”
We looked at our two compact cars neatly parked, nodded politely, and thanked her for the cookies. Then we went back inside and did what most people would: ignored the nonsense.
Big mistake.
Three days later, we were jolted awake by the unmistakable sound of tow trucks rumbling outside. I rushed out barefoot, only to find both our cars already halfway off the ground. And there was Lindsey—sipping her coffee like it was a front-row seat to the neighborhood drama.
I demanded answers from the tow guys, but all they said was, “We’re acting on HOA instructions.” That’s when it hit me—Lindsey had ratted us out.
But here’s the part she didn’t know: I wasn’t just another renter.
I calmly pointed to a small, inconspicuous sticker on my windshield. The tow guy looked closer—his eyes widened—and without another word, they lowered both cars and left. Lindsey’s smug expression slowly melted into confusion.
That night, I made a call.
The next morning, a black SUV rolled up to Lindsey’s house. A federal agent stepped out and knocked on her door. I watched from my kitchen window as he calmly explained the situation: her complaint had interfered with a government vehicle—one involved in a confidential operation. Her actions had just triggered a costly mistake that taxpayers would now foot the bill for.
Lindsey looked like she might pass out.
As the agent wrapped up and walked away, I couldn’t resist stepping out. I smiled and said, “Next time, Lindsey, maybe just stick to baking.”
She hasn’t set foot outside since. And those obsessively trimmed hedges she used to show off? Funny thing—after that little visit, they started looking just a bit… neglected.
Guess karma does yard work, too.
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