A man is in Las Vegas and losing his ass. He cannot win anything, and before he knows it, he has absolutely no money left. The only thing he does have is his plane ticket home, but he has no way to the airport.
He walks out of the casino and sees a solitary cab with the cabby leaning against it. He walks over and asks the driver if there’s any way he could just take him to the airport. He swears that he will wire the cabby the money the moment he gets home, but the cabby is a total jerk.
“You know how many fking losers I deal with every day that give me that bullsh*t story? Fk you, ya piece of sh*t. Get away from me before I call the cops,” the cabby says.
Well, the guy walks halfway to the airport, finally thumbs a ride, and gets home.
He has an outstanding year in business and makes a killing in the market.
Almost a year to the day, he goes back to the same casino where he previously lost his ass, but this time he kills. He cannot lose. Blackjack, slots—you name it—and he’s kicking its ass.
When it’s finally time to go, he walks out of the casino and sees a line of about five cabs. As he looks down the row, he sees that same rude cab driver from the previous year, leaning against his cab at the end of the line.
He goes up to the nearest cabby and says, “How much for a ride to the airport?”
The cabby says, “$10.”
The guy says, “OK. How about I give you an extra $2 and you s*ck my C*ck”
The cabby nearly hits him and tells him to get the hell out of there before he calls the cops.
So the guy goes to the next cab, and the next cab, and so on, asking the same thing. Each time he gets told to go away.
Finally, the guy comes to the rude cab driver from last year and says, “How much for a ride to the airport?”
The cabby says, “$10.”
So, without another word, the guy hops into the cab.
As the cab pulls past the other cab drivers, the guy holds up two $1 bills against the side window, smiles, and gives the other cab drivers a big thumbs-up.
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