A blond man came home from work earlier than usual. As soon as he entered the house, he heard some strange noises coming from the bedroom.
Worried, he quickly ran upstairs.
When he opened the bedroom door, he found his wife lying on the bed, sweating and breathing heavily. She looked terrified.
“What happened?” he asked.
“I think I’m having a heart attack!” she cried.
The husband immediately ran downstairs to get the phone and call for help.
But before he could make the call, his four-year-old son came running toward him.
“Daddy! Daddy!” the little boy shouted. “Uncle Ted is hiding in your closet, and he doesn’t have any clothes on!”
The husband suddenly stopped.
He put the phone down and rushed back upstairs.
Ignoring his wife’s confused shouting, he marched straight to the closet and pulled the door open.
Sure enough, there was Uncle Ted, completely naked and hiding on the floor.
The husband stared at him in disbelief.
“You idiot!” he yelled. “My wife is having a heart attack, and you’re running around naked and scaring the kids!”
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