Late one night, an elderly couple was lying in bed, enjoying the quiet after a long day. After a few moments of silence, the husband suddenly let out a loud fart and proudly declared, “Seven points!”
His wife turned over, confused. “Seven points? What are you talking about?”
Grinning in the dark, he replied, “I’m playing fart football!”
Not wanting to be left out, the wife waited a moment. Then she let one rip and shouted, “Touchdown! The score’s tied!”
A few minutes passed before the husband answered back with another triumphant blast. “Touchdown again! I’m ahead—fourteen to seven!”
Now determined not to lose, the wife fired back with a powerful effort and yelled, “Tie game!”
The competition was heating up, and the husband refused to be defeated. He pushed with all his might, trying to produce a championship-worthy fart… but instead, he accidentally messed up the bed.
Hearing the strange sound, his wife asked suspiciously, “What on earth was that?”
Without missing a beat, the old man replied, “That’s the halftime whistle. Time to switch sides!”
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