A 92-year-old man went to the doctor for his yearly check-up.
The doctor asked, “So, how have you been feeling lately?”
The old man smiled proudly and said, “Never better! In fact, I just married a 20-year-old woman, and she’s pregnant. How about that, doc? What do you think?”
The doctor paused for a moment and said, “Let me tell you a quick story.”
“I have this older friend who loves to go hunting every year. He’s very passionate about it and never skips a season. But one day, he was heading out to hunt and forgot to bring his bullets.”
“As he walked near a lake, he spotted a big, healthy beaver playing by the water. He realized he had no ammunition, but still raised his rifle, aimed, and shouted, ‘Bang! Bang!’”
“To his surprise, two real shots fired, and the beaver dropped.”
The doctor looked at the old man and asked, “What do you think happened?”
The elderly man rubbed his chin and replied, “Well, logically speaking, someone else must’ve actually fired those shots.”
The doctor nodded and said with a smirk, “Exactly my point.”
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