The Fart That Backfired — Just Not on Him

During a quiet lesson one afternoon, Little Johnny suddenly let one rip right in the middle of the classroom. The sound echoed louder than he probably expected, and within seconds the entire room froze.

His teacher’s face turned red with frustration.

“Johnny! That is completely unacceptable. Go wait outside!”

Without arguing, Johnny grabbed his backpack and stepped into the hallway.

Instead of looking embarrassed, though, he sat down on the bench and started chuckling to himself.

A few moments later, the principal happened to walk by and noticed Johnny laughing alone in the corridor.

“Why are you out here?” the principal asked.

Johnny grinned. “I passed gas in class, and the teacher kicked me out.”

The principal raised an eyebrow. “If you’re the one who got in trouble, what’s so funny?”

Johnny leaned back against the wall, still smirking.

“Because they’re all stuck in there dealing with it… and I’m out here enjoying the fresh air.”

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