One day, a woman stepped into a pharmacy

One day, a woman walked into a pharmacy and calmly approached the counter.

She leaned in and said to the pharmacist, “I’d like a poison that’ll kill my husband but make it look like he died of natural causes.—if you know what I mean. It has to look natural.”

The pharmacist blinked, stunned. “Ma’am, I can’t help you with that. In fact, I should probably call the police.”

Without saying a word, the woman reached into her purse and pulled out a photograph. She handed it over.

The pharmacist looked down—and his face turned pale. It was a photo of his own wife… in bed with the woman’s husband.

He paused, handed the photo back, and said, “Why didn’t you say you had a prescription?”


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