A little girl asked her Mom, ”Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?” Mom says, ”No, because the dog is in heat.”
”What does that mean?” asked the child.
”Go ask your father. I think he is in the garage.”
The little girl went to the garage and asked
”Dad, may I take Susie for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said that Susie was in heat, and to come talk to you.”
Dad said, ”Bring Susie over here”
He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog’s rear-end with it and said: ”Okay, you can go now, but keep Susie on the leash and only go one time around the block.”
The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with NO DOG on the leash.
Dad asked, ”Where is Susie?”
The little girl said, ”She will be here in a minute, she ran out of gas about halfway down the block and another dog is refueling her home.”
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