She put out a very specific ad:
“Husband wanted. Must not hit me, must not treat me like a doormat, and must still be great in bed.”
Replies flooded in, but after weeks of awkward dates and instant regrets, none of the men met all her conditions. Frustrated, she decided to scrap the whole idea.
Just as she was about to give up, the doorbell rang.
She opened the door and froze. Sitting there was a man in a wheelchair—with no arms and no legs.
“Yes?” she asked, confused.
He beamed at her. “I’m here about the ad. I’m your future husband.”
She burst out laughing. “You can’t be serious.”
“Think it through,” he said calmly. “I don’t have arms, so I could never raise a hand against you. I don’t have legs, so I definitely can’t walk all over you.”
She paused, studying him, then narrowed her eyes. “Alright… but what about the last requirement?”
The man leaned back slightly, grinning.
“I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?”
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