They were both rushing to get ready for work, brushing teeth and fixing hair, when the husband suddenly looked at his wife with that familiar grin and said, “I need you. Right now.”
Before she could say a word, he nudged her back against the bathroom door, tugged her underwear aside, and went at her with more enthusiasm than usual. From his point of view, it was spectacular—she was yelling, twisting, and flailing around far more than she ever had before.
When he finally stepped back, feeling proud of himself, he started buttoning his shirt. Noticing that she was still squirming awkwardly against the door, he laughed and said, “Wow, that was incredible. You’ve never reacted like that. You didn’t hurt yourself, did you?”
She winced and replied, “No, I’ll be fine… just as soon as I figure out how to get the doorknob out of my backside.”
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