Wife: “Let’s make a deal—if you run in the wrong direction, you’ll hand over your entire salary for this month.”
Husband: “Fine! But if you mess up on your turn, I get your salary too, agreed?”
Wife: (smiling sweetly) “Of course, darling.”
The husband jumps up, ready to sprint.
Wife: “Alright then… TURKEY!”
It’s been four hours, and he’s still frozen in place—trying to figure out whether she meant the country or the bird.
Moral of the story: After God, always fear your wife!
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