
An elderly man, well into his eighties, slowly stood up from his chair and started putting on his coat.
His wife looked up from her knitting and asked, “Where are you off to?”
He replied, “Heading to the doctor.”
She raised an eyebrow. “Feeling unwell?”
“Nope,” he said with a little grin. “I’m going to ask about those new Viagra pills.”
Without missing a beat, his wife stood up and grabbed her sweater.
He glanced over. “And where are you going?”
She buttoned her sweater and said, “To the doctor too. If you’re planning to start using that antique again, I’d better get a tetanus shot!”

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