Timmy Wanted To Sleep With His Parents

One evening, little Timmy asked his dad if he could join him in the shower.
His dad agreed but warned, “Just don’t look down.”
Naturally curious, Timmy peeked.
“What’s that?” he asked, pointing.
His dad chuckled awkwardly, “That’s Mr. Wiggles.”

A few days later, Timmy wanted to shower with his mom.
She sighed and said, “Fine, but don’t look down.”
Of course, Timmy looked.
“Mom, what’s that?”
She replied, “That’s my secret garden.”

Then she quickly added, “Also, don’t look up.”
Timmy looked up.
He blinked and asked, “What are those?”
With a sigh, she said, “Those are my headlights.”

That night, Timmy insisted on sleeping in his parents’ bed.
They reluctantly allowed it but warned, “Whatever you do, don’t peek under the blanket.”
But Timmy couldn’t resist.
He lifted the covers, then screamed,
“Mom! Mr. Wiggles is in your garden! Quick—turn on your headlights!”


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