A man shows up at home after work around 7:30 p.m., bringing his best friend along for dinner—without giving his wife any heads-up.
The Wife’s Reaction
As soon as they walk in, his wife starts venting, clearly caught off guard. The friend sits there silently, unsure what to say.
The Rant
Wife: “Seriously? My hair’s a mess, I’ve got no makeup on, the house is a disaster, the sink’s full of dirty dishes, and I’m still in my pajamas! I didn’t plan to cook tonight! Why would you bring someone over like this?!”
The Husband’s Clever Reply
Husband: “Well, he’s thinking about getting married… so I told him I’d give him a live demo.”
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